But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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