Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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