girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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