We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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