I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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