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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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