And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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