Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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