i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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