3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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