It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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