Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I love having hate sex.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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