We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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