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Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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