Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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