Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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