roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm bleeding and have questions
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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