On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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