so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You did what with his pubic hair?
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