Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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