found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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