I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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