He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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