You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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