No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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