win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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