Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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