Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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