Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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