There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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