I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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