I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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