Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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