Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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