My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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