There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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