dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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