apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize