If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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