Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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