Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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