Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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