Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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