Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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