I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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