reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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