so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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