Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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