summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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