Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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