I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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